February 2012
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roryflannelgan:
“oh no” my followers whisper in horror as i show signs of entering yet another fandom
kanye west: never mind i'll find someone like me
pornographyandmeathooks:
bishopsrobes:
I love boobies
They’re one of the greatest things in the world
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!